Yeah, uh, pass, thanks: "You won't get a chance to poke him, but a new Vatican website is offering a Facebook application to 'meet the Pope'. The Roman Catholic church is keen to use the networking site to woo young people back and its www.pope2you.net
site has has gone live. Another application allows the faithful to see the pontiff's speeches and messages on their iPhones or iPods."
Friday, May 22, 2009
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He finds his bishops on Craigslist.
M4M mature bachelor into wearing dresses, pageantry and staff worship seeks same.
You can be the side effect, I'd rather be the dope.
Time to dust off the Pokemobile.
I'm commenting to God but somebody else keeps replying.
"Come, young people, and let us tell you about the good old days in Irish reformatories..."
So instead of sending chocolates and flowers and all that Facebook hooey, can I get some plenary indulgences?
The Pontiff has thrown a Vial of Holy Water at you. Do you want to throw one back, send him a drink, or canoodle with him?
"You won't get a chance to poke him", but will he poke you after you install that new app, "Confession Booth"?
I thought it was illegal for a Catholic priest to come within 150 feet of a minor.
In which case this 'virtual poking' is a very clever way of 'reaching out'.
You've got to hand it to the Vatican; they really know how to bend the rules in their favor, don't they?