Remember the crazy capers you pulled off when you were in college? Kids today aren't much different! "Three teens at Central Connecticut State University face criminal charges after police say they burned popcorn in a microwave, then tied shut the doors to some dorm rooms so students thought they were trapped in a fire." The three students-athletes all-meant no harm; they were in it for the LULZ.

Is it absurd to expect people who pummel others in a sport to have well-developed consciences?
I'm glad I never went to Conn. state. The cops there are humorless.