Comments on: Underparenting: When Your Child Produces Dark, Foul, Adult-Style Excrement http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:41:00 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Patrick M http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-6751 Patrick M Thu, 28 May 2009 19:17:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-6751 I was going to say the main problem is not that it is adult style excrement but that it is, due to the diet of a toddler, adult Homeless Person style excrement, but now I'm just going to say that "Your blog came up in a search for getting poop out of a pillow" should appear just below the Awl masthead. I was going to say the main problem is not that it is adult style excrement but that it is, due to the diet of a toddler, adult Homeless Person style excrement, but now I'm just going to say that "Your blog came up in a search for getting poop out of a pillow" should appear just below the Awl masthead.

]]> By: jiesa http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-5373 jiesa Sun, 17 May 2009 19:12:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-5373 I had to register just to tell you how hilarious this was. I have a 4.5 month old, and I'm squarely in the "it's just a little pee, and she already spit up on herself anyway" stage. Your blog came up in a search for getting poop out of a pillow. I could have just used the wipes on her, I'm sure, but I still rushed her into the bathroom to give her a bath. I had to register just to tell you how hilarious this was. I have a 4.5 month old, and I'm squarely in the "it's just a little pee, and she already spit up on herself anyway" stage. Your blog came up in a search for getting poop out of a pillow. I could have just used the wipes on her, I'm sure, but I still rushed her into the bathroom to give her a bath.

]]> By: CaptainFantastic http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4220 CaptainFantastic Fri, 08 May 2009 20:36:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4220 This hits too close to home. I've started using the flushable wipes on myself. This hits too close to home. I've started using the flushable wipes on myself.

]]> By: kenlayne http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4176 kenlayne Fri, 08 May 2009 18:12:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4176 The final stage in this tragedy of filth is when your new dog vomits about two pounds of grass and flowers on the dining room carpet, and you leave it for half the day, because at least it's not baby shit. The final stage in this tragedy of filth is when your new dog vomits about two pounds of grass and flowers on the dining room carpet, and you leave it for half the day, because at least it's not baby shit.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4175 mathnet Fri, 08 May 2009 18:09:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4175 I learned the hard way not to put a baby to bed in just a diaper. Always. Add. Pants. Unless your kid is stupid, in which case whatever. I learned the hard way not to put a baby to bed in just a diaper. Always. Add. Pants. Unless your kid is stupid, in which case whatever.

]]> By: philomene http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4150 philomene Fri, 08 May 2009 16:42:50 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4150 Maybe this particular column should be called "Under-panting". A similar thing happened to me when my two year old woke me up one morning to show me his "poop foot". Which led me to look for poop footprints. Kind of gross. Maybe this particular column should be called "Under-panting".

A similar thing happened to me when my two year old woke me up one morning to show me his "poop foot". Which led me to look for poop footprints. Kind of gross.

]]> By: saidtrash http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4139 saidtrash Fri, 08 May 2009 16:20:47 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4139 I'll stick to using baby wipes to clean up prevented babies. I'll stick to using baby wipes to clean up prevented babies.

]]> By: brianvan http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement#comment-4123 brianvan Fri, 08 May 2009 15:21:51 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=2707#comment-4123 poop joke! poop joke!

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