As a service to those of you who are inclined to click through on TMZ's new set of topless Miss California photos, fair warning: they've blocked all the nipples. And, really, without nipples what's the point? It's the pageview-baiting version of empty calories. Ignore.[Via ASSME, a site less titillating than the name would lead one to believe.]
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
10
If her nipples actually are stars I'll buy her a God damned ice cream cone. Two scoops even!
I don't need to see nipple when every last Carrie Prejean corpuscle is a depressing thing to contemplate. Perhaps the red stars are a small mercy.
These look like they were taken at her suburban mall Glamorshots. The "Single Nipple for TMZ" package. Every teen girl's gotta have one!
Two clicks and some deep thinking later, this set of eyeballs is going to take your advice and ignore those curious-shaped nipples that may or may be gay-hating.
God, she looks really pretty there, unlike every other photo I've seen of her. She turned herself into a monster.
You think? I mean, I'm no champion of "pageant beauty" (at all!), but she's at least... not lit well there or something. In the face.
Does she have "opposite nipples" too? Maybe that's why they're covered.
Those look like they were taken pre-implants.
Those are incredibly boring.
She's much better post-jeans anyway.