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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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This Looks Like A Linkdump But It Is More My Own Craziness

The problem with having a website where you only write about things that interest you is that a lot of things will not be of interest to you. For instance, today I am completely uninterested in reading or writing about: Miss California, Ayelet Waldman, Michael Savage, Jimmy Fallon winning a Webby, Webbys in general, Jimmy Fallon in general, whether Obama threatened recalcitrant Chrysler bondholders (but if he did, you know, good for him), and still Jimmy Fallon. Just not interested.

Still, there are always things that are vaguely appealing that you leave in an open tab and then completely forget about while you're busy running outside to buy cigarettes or posting bear videos or bitching about the rain and thinking to yourself, Jesus Christ how the fuck does anyone live in Seattle, no wonder Kurt Cobain blew his brains out etc. Then you come back to them toward the end of the day and you're like, Oh, yeah, you, but at that point you do not want to write a goddamn word about them. But they are still good links that deserve to be clicked on. It is no fault of theirs that they were not addressed earlier. Anyway, these are some of the things I was like, Hey, interesting! about today. Perhaps you will enjoy one or two yourself. Perhaps not. Life is often unpredictable.

• The rap guy who was a DEA informant

The big losses at Rupert Murdoch's English papers

The suburb of Jew, where rich Australians live

• Something about why we can't pay attention (yeah, yeah, I know)

Woody Allen and American Apparel. I've been vaguely following this one for a while; I understand that American Apparel is basically trying to further damage Allen's image so that when they ultimately settle it will be for less than the $10 million he's suing for, but there's a whole weird message being sent which is essentially that if you're enough of a scumbag American Apparel should be able to use your likeness for commercial purposes free-of-charge. It's like the new scarlet letter or something.

• Former UK Deputy Prime Minister (and recovering bulimic!) John Prescott's impression of Gordon Brown

Silvio Berlusconi. I am fascinated by Silvio Berlusconi. Some day there will be a very long post about him that I will spend three hours writing and you will skip over. Fortunately for both of us, that day will not be today.

Click through or don't. But now my conscience is clear: these links did not expire in vain.

22 Comments / Post A Comment

Cliff Spab
Cliff Spab (#84)

So, kinda the opposite of a slow news day

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Well. Next time I'll just send the nudie pictures to Jimmy Fallon.

lululemming
lululemming (#409)

Still, there are always things that are vaguely appealing that you leave in an open tab and then completely forget about while you’re busy running outside to buy cigarettes or posting bear videos or bitching about the rain and thinking to yourself, "Jesus Christ how the fuck does anyone live in Seattle, no wonder Kurt Cobain blew his brains out etc. Then you come back to them toward the end of the day and you’re like, Oh, yeah, you, but at that point you do not want to write a goddamn word about them. But they are still good links that deserve to be clicked on. It is no fault of theirs that they were not addressed earlier. Anyway, these are some of the things I was like, Hey, interesting! about today. Perhaps you will enjoy one or two yourself. Perhaps not. Life is often unpredictable."

First Camus ruins Catholic guilt, and now Balk ruins Tumblr. Fucker.

RickVigorous
RickVigorous (#214)

I expected a different name at the end after the 'posting bear videos' comment.

IBentMyWookie
IBentMyWookie (#133)

When that finger cancer metastasizes, you'll wish you'd spent more time reading about Miss California and Ayelet Waldman. Life's just like that.

resipsaloquacious

Here's another completely unrelated link that I stumbled onto today...

It's a story about Mr. Faded Glory.

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=94487606893&h=yDu1I&u=tz6qg&ref=nf

afarerkind
afarerkind (#379)

The Woody Allen thing is weird and mean. They're saying his image is not worth as much as he says it is after they used his image to sell products â€" ostensibly because they found it valuable? That doesn't even make sense.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

Rep. Sheryl Briggs
There's a bitch to write about.

Doree Shafrir

I totally would've written about at least four of the topics mentioned above! It reminds me of what happened when I was in San Francisco the other week. This lady came up to me and was all, "You used to work at Gawker? Why were they SO MEAN to Ayelet Waldman?" And I was all, lady, are you BFF with her? And she was all, well, yes.

Also, Ayelet Waldman's Twitter photo is of a huge veiny breast being suckled by a wee baby.

Maggie
Maggie (#24)

this was information, surely, you could have kept to yourself, no? like, close to your breast and all?

GOD. Just shoot meâ€"tell the jury I said it was cool.

Choire Sicha

Shoot me first!

Except you know, I'm pro-public breastfeeding, so I guess I have to get behind it. Still: not the image of myself I would choose to have the world envision me as! (My Twitter photo is of me in a leather harness smoking a stogie, obvs.)

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

It's OK that baby sucks.

jolie
jolie (#16)

God!?! Ick!?! I mean, can you imagine using an image of your naked bosom as an avatar!?! GROSS.

Maggie
Maggie (#24)

Please to explain why on this Weblog I can reply to some people (i.e. Balk) and not to others (i.e. you)? Also, HTML please.

Or you could just ignore me!

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

A guess:
There's only three levels of depth allowed in the stringing of replies. Otherwise the page would get wider and all the ads would be pushed away.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

maybe not
so much
wider as
that all
the words
in the post
would be
forced into
long stringy
lines like
this.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

what if it were a photo of a huge veiny baby suckling a wee breast? better or worse?

RonMwangaguhunga

Come on Balk, don't you think Fallon's even a little bit better than you originally thought he would be. I'll admit it, I think he is. *Dodges rotten tomatoes* Hey! Believe me, it would be so much easier to just give him blog raspberries, but alas, the show is OK.

Than again, I watch it after coming home three sheets to the wind ...

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

More veiny breast wee baby sucking photo posts plz.

GloriaSnitz
GloriaSnitz (#445)

Dear fucking God, this was tedious and annoying, so much so that I have to comment on it being tedious and annoying. Several other pieces on this site have been good and appealing and worthy fo reading and all of that, but this reminds me of listening to the owner of a reputed and filthy BK coffee shop -- the kind of person who doesn't shower for a week and papers over/covers with thick blankets all of his windows so no light comes in.

Blah. Verbal mildew.

ContainsHotLiquid

Burger King serves coffee now?

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

I agree that The Awl should remain a Fallon-free Zone.

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