Who is the worst neighbor in the world (at least, the worst since Peter and Raymond)? It is the Thompson LES Hotel, on the Lower East Side. Here is a recording of the goings on, courtesy of a neighbor.
That is nothing that a few grenades wouldn't fix!
Better off living next to a heliport
The correct response is to project a penis onto that screen. That usually works for most things.
Would that I could live that many floors above the hullaballoo...for it would be then that I could and would pee on the party from on high.
oh god. peter and raymond. I FORGOT. asdfghjkl;
The best battlefield for this is he olfactory. A couple of well-placed stink bombs will empty out that pool are for the evening. Stock up, and sleep well.
This is what eggs were invented for. I used to live across the street from a club and people would park on the curb and blare music in the middle of the night. Then, they'd usually find their windshield splattered with eggs when they stepped away.