We don't always cover every story that happens during each day's news cycle, so here's a capsule summary of what transpired today: An Australian news program aired footage which U.S. President Obama had recently decided against releasing because it might further inflame anti-American opinion; the video shows NBC Entertainment Co-Chairman Ben Silverman dancing around in a towel. Guantanamo Bay detainee Kristin Cavallari was released from custody and flown out of the military base to join Quentin Tarantino at Cannes. The Pope completed an 8-day trip to the Middle East by calling on people of all faiths to "reject the intrinsic evil of Adam Lambert." British voters continued to express outrage at a Parliamentary scandal in which it has been revealed that MPs sold sensitive information about Farrah Fawcett's anal cancer to the National Enquirer. MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann abruptly announced that he was taking the evening off "in honor of [Matt Houston star] Lee Horsley's 54th birthday." Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich attacked speculation that Leonardo DiCaprio would play the role of Frank Sinatra in a forthcoming Martin Scorsese film as "despicable" and "dishonest." In sports news, Boston residents awoke this morning with a feeling of relief about not having to pay attention to hockey anymore. The Earth continued to revolve around the sun.
Friday, May 15, 2009
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According to Drudge, the only thing that happened this week was Nancy Pelosi's eyes.
No shift memo? Or did Choire beat it to Fire Island too early?
He's designated all Fridays as "Daddy and Kitty Day." Today he and the cat are off to the park, in matching t-shirts.
This is right on so many levels.
Oh, and Fred Phelps said of Farrah, "that's what you Hollywood sodomites get for your degenerate practices!"
He stole that line from the opening scene of "Charlie's Angels".
Now I understand where Larry King gets his news.
Matt Houston!
I loved that show.
It was no Hardcastle and McCormick.
You left out the part about the Pope thanking Jessica Fletcher for bringing the Hipster Grifter to justice.
I thought Joseph Smith was thanking Robert Langdon for putting a bike lane on 8th Avenue.
"The Earth continued to revolve around the sun." Our generations "Good night, and good luck."
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Ray Bourque begs to differ.
Awl Things Considered ...
what happened to the Friday afternoon Talking Hats video? They were so easy to get used to.
So, Bankers Hours seem to be working out well for you guys, eh?
STOQUART Ingrid Bruxelles-8 décembre 2010
Décembre est un mois festif et la fête serait complète si une des chaînes de télévision programmait un film dans lequel un rôle a été joué par cette grande comédienne qu'était Farrah Fawcett.