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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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The Penisphones Of Caracas

The Venezuelan government has introduced a cell phone that costs $15 and is named the Vergatario, which loosely translated, means "first-class cock."

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brianvan
brianvan (#149)

Yeah, but an Apple iCock costs 20x that with a 2-year contract.

Fredrick
Fredrick (#268)

the iCock Touch is wayyy cheaper, and is even slimmer, which I hear some people are into.

Colonel Mustard

It's really affordable, sure, but the tin can keeps cutting into my cheek.

FracturedAcetabulum

I'll bet his mom was proud when he told her he was talking into his cock.

Happy Mother's Day Mrs. Chavez!

Slava
Slava (#216)

From the article: “Chavez, a decade in power, is a shrewd communicator who often uses salty expressions to mark himself out as a man of the people.”

You know what else is salty?!?

kitten_witawip

Thanks Balk, now I will now what to put in my Venezuelan Craigslist CE ad.

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