The Penisphones Of Caracas
The Venezuelan government has introduced a cell phone that costs $15 and is named the Vergatario, which loosely translated, means "first-class cock."
The Venezuelan government has introduced a cell phone that costs $15 and is named the Vergatario, which loosely translated, means "first-class cock."
Yeah, but an Apple iCock costs 20x that with a 2-year contract.
the iCock Touch is wayyy cheaper, and is even slimmer, which I hear some people are into.
It's really affordable, sure, but the tin can keeps cutting into my cheek.
I'll bet his mom was proud when he told her he was talking into his cock.
Happy Mother's Day Mrs. Chavez!
From the article: “Chavez, a decade in power, is a shrewd communicator who often uses salty expressions to mark himself out as a man of the people.â€
You know what else is salty?!?
Thanks Balk, now I will now what to put in my Venezuelan Craigslist CE ad.