You think the story 4 Year Old Boy: "My Daddy Ate My Eyes" is as bad as it gets, and then you check KTLA's "Most Interesting!" list next to that crazed tale of woe. "Toddler Found Buried In Playground"! "Pregnant Mom Stabbed To Death"! Then you realize you are on a different Internet. Some digital netherworld where bored, anxious, terrorist-hating stay-at-homes need to know that Things Are Really Bad. Also "Man Rescues Ducklings Jumping from High Ledge." Yay ducklings. Huh. The Matrix was a true story, right?
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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Somewhere, Ed Anger is Livid.
I love the thoughtful "What do you think?" posed, Oprah-style, at the end there.
Well, I'm against it.
You know who could have prevented all this? That's right...*nods towards the side of the screen*
Wikipedia says "The American rapper Big Lurch murdered an acquaintance and ate her lungs while on PCP." What a fun drug to select!
I've read about that a few times, and always misread his name as 'Big Lunch'.
so you get real bad munchies, huh?
"What The Fuck Do You Think I Think?" should be a Mudhoney album.
What do I think about the father getting arrested for biting his son's eye out, or what do I think about the father biting his son's eye out? Because my answer would depend on what the question is exactly.
Right? MORE SPECIFIC, at least!
You know, you fellows might not be chortling away here, in your devil-may-care manner, if you were the poor boy whose eye was gone and now could only read every other word of this post.
Eye see your point.
Isn't it "eyes"? Cuz if it was "eye" he could at least half-read this post.
Reminiscent of that passage in McCarthy's The Crossing, where one man sucks another's eyeball out.
SPOILER ALERT.
Isn't that a passage in all McCarthy?
My first thought was "Isn't that Blood Meridian?" Then I realized it might be in every McCarthy novel.
"Angel" Dust indeed.