The letter the U.S. government sends you when they kick you out of the Army for being gay? It says "You admitted publicly that you are a homosexual, which constitutes homosexual conduct." Yes! Speech acts are back, hello 80s! You don't even have to go down on that dude.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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well, it is called "don't ask don't tell" not "don't ask don't butt-sex".
Does this mean I have to take the poster of General Schwarzkopf off my ceiling?
What part of "don't tell" didn't Lieutenant Dan understand?
And I guess this frees him up to join Forrest on his shrimpin' boat in Bayou la Batre, Alabama. So all's well that ends well.
I hereby publically admit to being an awesome person, in hopes that my doing so will constitute awesome-person-being conduct.
Also, I have a huge penis.
So really the whole Catch-22 thing might never have been written if people just would have said they liked men, instead of saying they were crazy? Seriously, why did no one think of that?