Comments on: Talking Hats: Wonkette's Ken Layne Explains Swine Flu And OMG THE TERORR SEND HEL–

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Mon, 04 May 2009 01:41:29 +0000

I'm in front of the Arch, naked, but I'm sort of stuck in a four-finger toehold.

By: showmeonthedoll

showmeonthedoll — Sun, 03 May 2009 21:14:32 +0000

Last week Ken was bare-chested, as some of us observed (i.e., fantasized).

And now this week Choire is–every so thrillingly–bare-legged.

Do continue laddies.

I can't wait for this rivalry's inevitable conclusion: bare-assed wrestling in the midddle of the country. Perhaps in front of the St. Louis Arch.

By: Wordsmoker

Wordsmoker — Sun, 03 May 2009 20:47:29 +0000

YES.

http://wordsmoker.com/2009/05/03/layne-and-sicha-may-1st-2009-an-analysis/

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Sat, 02 May 2009 12:41:54 +0000

Don't worry, boys. I'm hanging an IM Drip.

By: BoHan

BoHan — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:18:00 +0000

Granted, a little slow to the draw here, but JFC you two are so high it's amazing my laptop hasn't been arrested yet. Man, I so hope that's true, because then it would be quadruple hilarious to watch every week.

By: mathnet

mathnet — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:28:42 +0000

Do you always practice yoga with socks on your hands? In addition to the usual shirt, shorts and haz-mat gear?

By: iexcite

iexcite — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:43:33 +0000

fing hilarious. now unlock the embed feature you bastards.

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:51:53 +0000

I love this! And I love Choire rolling around on the ground floor of safety goggle chic.

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:45:52 +0000

Sw'inderfull……

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:44:26 +0000

But what about the rabbits, George?

By: hman

hman — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:14:59 +0000

Is the cat OK?!?!
[I don't really care about the cat]

By: mcaldecutt

mcaldecutt — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:02:23 +0000

In Talking Hats 3, will we learn Layne's fate? Will he remain in technicolor forever?

By: Bentpost

Bentpost — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:46:57 +0000

You know, Choire, had you done that little cigarette-mask maneuver in a motion picture, you'd have been nominated for an Oscar. ALL ABOUT THE PROPS!

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:36:56 +0000

Bite your tongue! That was adorable.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:31:30 +0000

And is it just me, or is he managing to make the certainly-flu-ridden Mexican facemask look freakishly attractive?

(Also, I giggled for a solid several seconds — a lot for me! — when you lit the cig, Choire!)

By: LolCait

LolCait — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:30:18 +0000

Choirantine!

By: NinetyNine

NinetyNine — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:19:26 +0000

Do the masks in the screencap mean this video is chewing free?

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:10:45 +0000

Really, it's not the healthiest thing to do. The RIGHT way is to light the cig, burn a hole in the mask and smoke it through the hole.

By: IBentMyWookie

IBentMyWookie — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:08:04 +0000

At 0:34, I swear I saw balls. And now I can't unsee them.

By: Fredrick

Fredrick — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:05:56 +0000

Yeah, that crossed my mind. Via Xtube, this video would also have a "feet" tag.

By: BeRightBack

BeRightBack — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:05:46 +0000

One second thought, this link might imply that I think Choire needs "support" – like glamorous TV star Loni Anderson! This is not true.

I just meant that Choire a) possesses legs, and b) knows how to use them.

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:04:23 +0000

I've decided that if things get really bad with the flu, I'm going to wear my panties over my head instead of a face mask. Because I'll be very very drunk all the time.

By: MisterHippity

MisterHippity — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:03:37 +0000

The special effects at the end were a little scary.

I hope the horses are ok.

By: MisterHippity

MisterHippity — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:01:02 +0000

Hey Choire, here's a tip: Chew nicotine gum, and you won't have to smoke through the mask.

By: offoffwallstreet

offoffwallstreet — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:00:08 +0000

I can't see Ken Layne's beard I don't believe it's him.