I don't really follow the whole celebrity stardom of Susan Boyle, of "Britain's Got Talent" fame, but still I find it intensely amusing that now the English tabloids are turning on her because she likes to tell people to fuck off. (Who doesn't like that? Particularly: Who doesn't like that in England???) On that subject, our favorite deranged homosexual writes: "If Susan doesn't win BGT, she's going to go nuts! HOOD RAT STUFF! Susan is going to shave her head, flash her apple fritter, run over the paparazzi, elope in Vegas, dangle Shaheen over a balcony, get three DUIs, go to rehab and get knocked up by KFed. Susan is going to do all of this in one night."