http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Fri, 22 May 2009 05:11:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6211 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6211#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 05:11:46 +0000 Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6211 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6211/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6210 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6210#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 05:09:00 +0000 Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6210 less attractive, so I will concede that point to you.]]> less attractive, so I will concede that point to you.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6210/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6209 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6209#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 05:06:35 +0000 Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6209 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6209/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6180 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6180#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 18:21:29 +0000 souplines http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6180 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6180/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6105 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6105#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 14:51:22 +0000 karion http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6105 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6105/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6101 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6101#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 14:43:48 +0000 BlinkyMcChuck http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6101 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6101/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6096 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6096#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 14:40:42 +0000 BoHan http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6096 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6096/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6079 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6079#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 13:58:16 +0000 garge http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6079 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6079/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6064 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6064#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 13:33:58 +0000 Rod T http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6064 (NSFW-ish) pamphlet.]]> (NSFW-ish) pamphlet.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6064/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6055 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6055#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 13:23:52 +0000 jolie http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6055 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6055/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6051 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6051#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 13:09:50 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6051 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6051/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6043 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6043#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:49:43 +0000 Conor http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6043 Oxford cloth or seersucker. Always plain front, no more than 9" inseam. Spend less than $100. If the Pittsburgh country clubs are going to let you eat dinner at their clubhouses, the least you can do is look nice. Plus, your undercarriage will thank you.]]> Oxford cloth or seersucker. Always plain front, no more than 9" inseam. Spend less than $100. If the Pittsburgh country clubs are going to let you eat dinner at their clubhouses, the least you can do is look nice. Plus, your undercarriage will thank you.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6043/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6038 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6038#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:42:49 +0000 TheHonJudgeSmails http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6038 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6038/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6031 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6031#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:27:40 +0000 propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6031 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6031/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6030 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6030#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:27:39 +0000 Rod T http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6030 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6030/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6028 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6028#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:24:33 +0000 propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6028 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6028/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6024 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6024#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:14:31 +0000 One Hundred Years of Solitaire http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6024 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6024/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6022 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6022#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:08:20 +0000 Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6022 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6022/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6019 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6019#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:04:36 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6019 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6019/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6018 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6018#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:02:26 +0000 Rod T http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6018 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6018/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6017 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6017#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 12:00:34 +0000 Rod T http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6017 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6017/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6016 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6016#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:59:03 +0000 Rod T http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6016 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6016/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6015 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6015#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:57:59 +0000 One Hundred Years of Solitaire http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6015 loathe shorts for both men and women because people tend to: wear shorts that are the wrong length and/or cut for their legs, pair shorts with the wrong footwear, and generally disregard other peoples' eyeballs when the pull a pair of shorts over their pasty-white, bruised, hairy legs. However, I am sure you look fabulous in shorts! Wear them until it starts to snow! By all means show other people how it's done! But in the meantime I'll break into Old Navy after hours and steal all of their $9.99 hot pants and toss them into the river.]]> loathe shorts for both men and women because people tend to: wear shorts that are the wrong length and/or cut for their legs, pair shorts with the wrong footwear, and generally disregard other peoples' eyeballs when the pull a pair of shorts over their pasty-white, bruised, hairy legs. However, I am sure you look fabulous in shorts! Wear them until it starts to snow! By all means show other people how it's done! But in the meantime I'll break into Old Navy after hours and steal all of their $9.99 hot pants and toss them into the river.]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6015/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6014 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6014#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:52:11 +0000 Emily http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6014 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6014/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6013 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6013#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:51:34 +0000 Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6013 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6013/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6010 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6010#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:43:06 +0000 Urbania http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6010 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6010/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6009 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6009#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:37:32 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6009 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6009/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6007 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6007#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:34:14 +0000 Dickdogfood http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6007 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6007/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6006 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6006#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:34:03 +0000 BlinkyMcChuck http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6006 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6006/feed 0 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6005 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6005#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 11:33:09 +0000 BlinkyMcChuck http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6005 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers#comment-6005/feed 0