Mogul Russell Simmons' new girlfriend would like to clarify something: "I am nobody's white b*tch, gold digger or fame chaser"! Also, best use of "namaste" to mean "go fuck yourself." What a world.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Russell Simmons always looks to be in need of a robust multivitamin.
It's like someone put him in a life-size dehydrator. And by someone I mean Kimora, obvs.
obvs
Hot. I mean, Turkey is hot. She should find some shade. Really. The fez won't cut it.
Russell Simmons is gay, right?
The lisp says yes. The fashion sense says no. But he was married to a woman whom I maintain was born male, so really, no one knows.
check out one of the comments in the original post from the "black community". HI-larious.
A belipsticked Owen Wilson is called out.
That means there's still an opening for White B*tch. What's the box number?
That second link gave me herpes.
I have been spending "special time" with Balk for about 3 years and in that time I have learned some subtle things about some in the blogger community that have surprised me. I must say that while it has been a bit of a challenge for me, it has also been a wonderful learning experience. I realize that in this day of Allison and fameballery that there is still a tremendous amount of illiteracy and lame graphic design in the blogger community, and for that I am deeply sorry. But, I have to say the angry responses to those realities are sometimes misdirected....Just for the record, I am nobody’s gay b*tch, gold digger or traffic chaser. Nor am I any of the other mean things I have been called lately. I do need grammar help from somebody, I come from a good family and I'm a young independent "successful" bon vivant making my way in NYC. (If you don't believe me google me or go to rodtownsend.com (not ".net" cuz that's for loozers)).
Finally, I just wanna say that Balk has been a great "special" friend and I'm sure as sh*t not giving him up cause some in America object to our relationship. I wanna close by saying, what Balk always says, "Pour me a drink, fag". (That means that Jolie out of town and Balk is thirsty)....Or, b*tch get your own man.
Love,
Rod
Woah.
(what are you doing this afternoon?)
Shit, if Russell Simmons had been my Sanskrit teacher I wouldna failed and you bitche$'d be reading this comment in Nagari.
The ABSOLUTE best part of that posting about Russell's new young white girlfriend on the "young black and fabulous" site is the accompanying banner ad for "Asian Girls for Love and Marriage."
They also have an ad for interracialromance.com
*d*ot.
Russ Sims used to give my buddy $100 bills to play Led Zep at Save the Robots in the 80s. He's real, baby.