Two things: Megan Fox is hot, and Harold Hayes is rotating around in his grave like a doner kebab on a spit.
Typing with a pencil in your teeth this morning?
Are you saying I'm being terse or that there are a ton of typos?
I'm certainly not suggesting your reach exceeds your grasp.
Yeah, dude. You misspelled "boner."
MASTURBATING. KAREN MEANS THAT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING.
Jesus Christ Balk, how long does it take the blood to flow back to your brain?
Cheesecake for breakfast will make your teeth rot. Can we get some furpecs on the screen? Is Sicha at the nursery picking out new gladiolas?
Don't be hatin'.
It's all good, writing about stuff you like and only that, but your Tumblr was more interesting than this. Don't get me wrong, hot babes are hot but the whole premise of this site is that you've been stifled in your previous escapades and now is your chance to not post Megan Fox eating hot dogs.
David Cho should be fired?
When did the leap from "celeb cheescake shoot for mag" to "celeb cheesecake phonesex TV ad" occur? I'm totally not paying attention.
That was gratuitous and pointless.
And I thank you!
I don't want to live in a world where Megan Fox's steel-melting hotness doesn't have a beneficial effect on society. And luckily I don't.
Goddam. I'm surprised Meghan Fox's writhing hotness didn't cause the matress to spontaneously combust.
That was great. Any chance you can also get your hands on the Scarlett Johansson promo for Foreign Policy?
That should be illegal.
No it shouldn't.
have a beer.
light the barbie.
have a burger.
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