Apparently it's video day at The Awl! Here's Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin singing along to "The Dug Out," a Soviet World War II ballad, with a nervous student at a Russian boarding school. (Sample lyric: "The fire is pulsing in a cramped stove/ The resin on the firewood is like a tear/ And in a dugout an accordion is singing/ About your smile and your eyes.") Say what you will about the Russian leader-he's a dictator who will not tolerate dissent in his brutal campaign to return Russia to the level of influence it had at the height of the Cold War-but you've got to admit, he has a lovely voice.

This is nothing compared to his dinner theater act, "Putin On The Ritz".
If you're Vlad and you do not want to feel sad,
Just leave your iFart where Brown sits
What exactly is happening with the breast doilies that girl is sporting?