May 7, 2009

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND YET I am responding to that idiocy.

by Balk posted @6:42 PM

As American as BEING A FUCKING RIGHT-WING RETARDGrey Poupon is owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. It is the processed cheese of mustards. It is the fucking Velveeta of faux-French products. Can we all shut the fuck up?

 
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  1. FeyBoohoozer [#410]

    So do you have any or not?

  2. Slapdash [#174]

    So you're saying we can have this with our Freedom Fries?

  3. propertius [#361]

    Something told me this post would be about mustard.

  4. theheftylefty [#608]

    Hey! I _like_ Grey Poupon. It's nice and spicy, authentic or not.

  5. skizdi [#609]

    I like that the tag "Grey Poupon" has been created for this entry, perhaps in anticipation of future posts about this particular condiment. Self-fulfilling prophecy?

  6. sauer [#148]

    I seriously would pay money to be in this guy's next law class. Can you imagine being his student and realizing you're how much you're paying for…. this? BTW: Cornell tuition (only tuition) this year = $37,954.

  7. KarenUhOh [#19]

    When the Apocalypse comes, your little pal Karen here is going to be the Rachael Ray of Velveeta confections.

    Unless I die with everyone else. Which, having read that, maybe I oughta.

  8. My Number Is My Address [#237]

    Processed cheese of _Dijon_ mustards. There is a whole constellation of mustard-based condiments out there.

  9. gonzosmom [#471]

    Swanky food, thy name is Krafty.

  10. whowhahuh [#57]

    So he didn't actually ask for Grey Poupon, right? I prefer the Jack Daniels line's of sauces (really like the homemade stuff though). Would that have been 'merican enough for Hannity?

  11. RonMwangaguhunga [#242]

    It's the fucking Fragonnard of mustards. Not the Rembrandt. And we're okay with that.

  12. suitep [#120]

    I guess I should just bypass Huffington Post from now on and come straight here for my news now, hey?

    I just read a shoutout to Balk there.

  13. traveljunkie59 [#635]

    I don't know you but, I love you. They (conservatives) are spending a great deal of time discussing the merits of mustard and it's use by the current president.

 

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