Grey Poupon is owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. It is the processed cheese of mustards. It is the fucking Velveeta of faux-French products. Can we all shut the fuck up?
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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So do you have any or not?
So you're saying we can have this with our Freedom Fries?
It is a kosher product.
Something told me this post would be about mustard.
But of course!
Hey! I _like_ Grey Poupon. It's nice and spicy, authentic or not.
I like that the tag "Grey Poupon" has been created for this entry, perhaps in anticipation of future posts about this particular condiment. Self-fulfilling prophecy?
I poupon Fox
I seriously would pay money to be in this guy's next law class. Can you imagine being his student and realizing you're how much you're paying for.... this? BTW: Cornell tuition (only tuition) this year = $37,954.
Promissory Estoppings.
That was awful. I'm embarrassed for me.
When the Apocalypse comes, your little pal Karen here is going to be the Rachael Ray of Velveeta confections.
Unless I die with everyone else. Which, having read that, maybe I oughta.
Velveeta makes for some kick ass mac and cheese. Throw in some gruyere and cheddar, bake it in the oven for a crust and you will be in heaven.
Processed cheese of _Dijon_ mustards. There is a whole constellation of mustard-based condiments out there.
Swanky food, thy name is Krafty.
So he didn't actually ask for Grey Poupon, right? I prefer the Jack Daniels line's of sauces (really like the homemade stuff though). Would that have been 'merican enough for Hannity?
Daniels' lines? i can haz grammar pleez? God that's bad.
It's the fucking Fragonnard of mustards. Not the Rembrandt. And we're okay with that.
I guess I should just bypass Huffington Post from now on and come straight here for my news now, hey?
I just read a shoutout to Balk there.
I don't know you but, I love you. They (conservatives) are spending a great deal of time discussing the merits of mustard and it's use by the current president.