News Blender: Obama Vs. Biden, American Idol, I Go Crazy And Leave
We don't always cover every story that happens during each day's news cycle, so here's a capsule summary of recent events: The New Hampshire State House of Representatives voted against Adam Lambert after American Idol judge Simon Cowell inserted language into the singer allowing religious institutions to prevent him from performing in their facilities. A new book alleges that President Obama is so irritated by Joe Biden's "indiscipline" that he has relieved the Vice President of all duties save recapping the CW's upcoming "Melrose Place" remake for the White House blog. Slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King's children engaged in a public dispute over the rights to the film biography of Larry King, Jr. A study showed that mockingbirds are able to remember the Gregory Peck movie but not the Harper Lee novel upon which it was based. You people have all left work and are out enjoying the sun right now while I sit here and spin my wheels, aren't you? I could type something about seeing you heinie and the sheen/appeal of it and no one would know the difference, right? It's 5 PM, why the fuck am I still at it? Screw you guys, I'm out of here. The Earth continued to revolve around the sun.
And then there was the girl pouting because her office works til six.
my my my heart beat beat beats for for for this feature.
A lost art, heinie-ing.
Hold it, I saw Angels and Demons last night, I think you're wrong about that Earth thing. Maybe.
You could have posted a spoiler alert.
Would it matter if I told you that I love you?
Well, fuck, no, but it makes ME feel better.
Mecca lecca hi, mecca heinie ho
Too bad it's the wrong time of year to say melekelikimaka.
Jamby?
Whatever dude, I'll be at work till close to ten.
i look forward to the day when you cap one of these with "The Earth continued to revolve a- oh, wait".
i want to hear more about my heinie.
Oh yeah, smart boy? Where are you NOW?
The upshot of this is that the spelling of "heinie" is questionable.