This is the meanest picture ever published of someone in a newspaper ever. Particularly as it comes with the text "Students at Utah's Neumont University tend to be computer whizzes but social fizzles."
Friday, May 15, 2009
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Remember when Alex Balk used to work here?
OMG is today a ChoireDay?!? ('member those?)
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OMG I totally always thought [wiz] was short for WIZARD.
Neumont was my safety school.
"Neumont University is devoted to pumping out a steady stream of experts in computer science -- the only major that students can choose. The 6-year-old school places its graduates in high-tech jobs at such companies as EBay Inc., Microsoft Corp. and IBM Corp. If trends hold up, more than 90% of the 59 students graduating with bachelor's degrees today will find work within three months."
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I applied for the major in Romance languages.
Which makes him a geek, but a geek with a job. Exit laughing.
Of course unemployment is only temporary. He's always be a geek.
HamNo?
Right?
Whatever. Nolan's hot. I'd tap it if it was tappable.
mmmmm. Ex-military.
New Awl columnist?
He's laughing at one of the insider jokes hidden in Church's "Calculi of Lambda Conversion."
Beta testing of his teledildonics app is a success!