Nerd Shamed By Newspaper
This is the meanest picture ever published of someone in a newspaper ever. Particularly as it comes with the text "Students at Utah's Neumont University tend to be computer whizzes but social fizzles."
This is the meanest picture ever published of someone in a newspaper ever. Particularly as it comes with the text "Students at Utah's Neumont University tend to be computer whizzes but social fizzles."
Remember when Alex Balk used to work here?
OMG is today a ChoireDay?!? ('member those?)
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OMG I totally always thought [wiz] was short for WIZARD.
Neumont was my safety school.
"Neumont University is devoted to pumping out a steady stream of experts in computer science — the only major that students can choose. The 6-year-old school places its graduates in high-tech jobs at such companies as EBay Inc., Microsoft Corp. and IBM Corp. If trends hold up, more than 90% of the 59 students graduating with bachelor's degrees today will find work within three months."
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I applied for the major in Romance languages.
Which makes him a geek, but a geek with a job. Exit laughing.
Of course unemployment is only temporary. He's always be a geek.
HamNo?
Right?
Whatever. Nolan's hot. I'd tap it if it was tappable.
mmmmm. Ex-military.
New Awl columnist?
He's laughing at one of the insider jokes hidden in Church's "Calculi of Lambda Conversion."
Beta testing of his teledildonics app is a success!