Is this fossilized monkey the missing link which proves Darwin's theory of evolution, or is it just the another Hamptons hoax? Because I think we WERE ALL MADE SPECIAL BY GOD.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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I'll believe it when the Franklin Mint puts it on a commemorative coin.
The fossil is definitely linked to man. Not only does it boast opposable big toes, scientists have identified its very human 401K bone which helped in hunting and investments.
Wrong again, science. Jesus used to use those things as bait when hunting velociraptors.
Is it just me or does "Sky News" seem like the name of a news network from a film... like Children of Men or something. Also, I'm reserving judgment on the monkey until I hear what Carrie Prejan thinks.
What's a beer mat?
You were probably going to anyway? But ignore me.
Meh. It's just a turtle without its shell.