The Prestige II laundry, located at the corner of First Avenue and 18th Street, is closing early today! Do you know why? I do!
Yes. That is the sign in their window today.
According to the laundry owner's kid, Chang, writing on Yelp: "my dad speaks English pretty well. My mom, not so much. So you should probably go when my dad's around (anytime not around lunchtime – he likes long lunches)."
I find all this insanely delightful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwNLxy5_8A
This guys first mistake is picking up his MIL at the airport. There's an airtrain/E train combo that can get here anywhere she needs to be.
If his wife does not speak engrish too well I doubt them MIL speaks well enough to navigate the ground transportation.
Bah! *the* MIL
"LOL"
This is the kind of thing that makes a man miss New York.
nostalgia muffin for brkfast. I miss NYC.
Party at Prestige I!!
STRONGLY GIGGLING
Oh. I had sex at 1st and 21st yesterday. It was not very good sex. He ejaculated prematurely. I think because I'm really fucking hot. Either that or he wanted me out of the apartment quickly. Regardless, it got on his sheets, which he may have taken to Prestige, thus making this relevant to the story. Did you know it's Friday? And that Mercury is STILL retrograde? Jeezus.
You were hot.
I did come too fast.
The sheets are now on my kitchen table.
I love breakfasting with my wetspot.
According to handwriting analysis, the downward decline of the last 4 lines indicates a foreboding and increasing despair.