Monday, May 4th, 2009
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Lifetime Wives Should Probably Just Be Quiet At Parties

Awl pal Alex Pareene is again recapping Lifetime movies. The latest installment considers Lifetime's penchant for scenes where women embarrass their husbands at important parties. You will enjoy it.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Well observed. These Lifetime Movies are always promising latex but delivering Glad Wrap.

That was fabulous.

How precisely does one get to be an "Awl pal," and what does such an association entail?

By being friends with Balk or Choire? That's my guess.

As for what the association entails: I'm sure it involves drinking in some capacity.

monkeyajb (#524)

or blowjobs

mathnet (#27)

Words, words, words!

For the love of god, someone inform the makers of Lifetime movies that a crane shot does not count as a denouement.

slinkimalinki (#182)

"SEX COMMERCIAL BREAKS" is a beautiful phrase.

Wordsmoker (#156)

Goddamn him.

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