"Mrs. Littleton, while in San Antonio, Tex., is a male and has a void marriage; as she travels to Houston, Tex., and enters federal property, she is female and a widow... upon entering Ohio, she is once again male and prohibited from marriage; entering Connecticut, she is again female and may marry; if her travel takes her north to Vermont, she is male and may marry a female; if instead she travels south to New Jersey, she may marry a male."
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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She should just come to New York where almost anything goes.
Seriously!
Except for the lack of trains, this is EXACTLY like a word problem from my son's homework.
In editingland, "trannies" can easily become "trains" (especially if there's a couple of horny dudes hanging on to the caboose).
Reminds me of the riddle the Sphinx asked Oedipus. Just reword Choire's post to eliminate the name, and make it a "what is?" question. The right answer is "Christie Lee Littleton", if one name can cover such a various entity.
Quite the looker, Christie - I'd marry you every where it's legal and then some!
I'm cheese when I enter Wisconsin.
This post is really about NonSociety, right?