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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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Lauren Conrad's Novel, Annotated

IT'S LIKE A BOOK!Here is a helpful annotation of the excerpt recently released of reality star Lauren Conrad's novel. (There are troubles with this piece of literature, apparently! "This is not the Lauren Conrad I know and identify with, the Lauren Conrad the girls who form the audience for this book know and identify with, the Lauren Conrad who obsesses and freaks out and holds grudges and who always, even at her lightest and happiest moments, has angst and tension burning under her celebrity skin.")

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KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Yet the author[ess] her[self] sort of nailed it when she observed, "Crap, she thought."

RonMwangaguhunga

Have we ever seen Lauren Conrad and Carmen Electra in the same room at the same time?

jfruh
jfruh (#713)

Author name font four times larger than book title fre not really buying a book, are you.

propertius
propertius (#361)

I have a problem with the author's phrase (not commented on in the dissertation) "trickling waterfalls". Isn't a trickling waterfall called a seep? Or am I on a separate branch of reality, as I'm starting to suspect?

Anyway, this is exhausting.

Colonel Mustard

Methinks the lady doth identify with Lauren Conrad too much.

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