Los Angeles is down to a mere 29 billionaires, after a year in which the city's fifty wealthiest residents lost a combined $32 billion. "Activist investor" Kirk Kerkorian lost five billion alone. The only two names on the top ten list of rich people to have actually made money are Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, who cashed in on his pharmaceutical company, and Ron Burkle, who I guess owns a chain of grocery stores or something.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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I wonder how Patti Stanger is coping with this.
Well, it's probably good for business! Assuming these big losers are now just millionaires.
Or something?
Dr. Soon-Shiong---is he an attractive fellow? Wait, I just remembered that it doesn't matter.
It was love at first sight, wasn't it.
Get in line, Wook. I'm brewing up a nice stiff cup of lapdance Soon-Shiong.