I've invented an iPhone app that will measure the depth of your buttcrack.
You just put the phone between your butt cheeks, wait 10 seconds until it beeps, and then read what it says. Results can be displayed in both inches and centimeters.
I really wish WSJ had contacted me for this story.
Everyone is fine but if there are any survivors it'll be nothing but "That Thing That Killed Almost Everybody: Five Years On" and "That Thing That Almost Killed Everybody: How to talk to your kids about it." So just do it right, man, the future is relying on you.
Because I want everyone to die.
I think there's an app for that.
Bravo.
I think it's called, uh, the Killer App.
There are many people out there who are already dead. They just refuse to lie down.
I've invented an iPhone app that will measure the depth of your buttcrack.
You just put the phone between your butt cheeks, wait 10 seconds until it beeps, and then read what it says. Results can be displayed in both inches and centimeters.
I really wish WSJ had contacted me for this story.
Everyone is fine but if there are any survivors it'll be nothing but "That Thing That Killed Almost Everybody: Five Years On" and "That Thing That Almost Killed Everybody: How to talk to your kids about it." So just do it right, man, the future is relying on you.
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"it even works with a british accent." whaaaaaaaaa?
"Tech Diary" sounds so AOL circa 1998. So early G4 channel.