Things I did not expect to type today: I rather enjoyed this interview with Dr. Jonathan Zizmor of "I'm going to stare at your subway ad so I don't have to make eye contact with this deranged man who is clearly about to whip out his junk and wave it at me" fame. He and his wife are pals with Curtis Sliwa, which has got to make for some amazing dinner party conversation. Also? Maybe we will start Summer Fridays next week.
Friday, May 8, 2009
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Ah, fuck this guy. I'm drinking some nice bourbon.
I hope you brought enough for everyone.
If he didn't, I have some bagged white wine.
The bags are sturdy enough that you can use 'em for hangover pillows. Slightly chilled is best.
Ohmagod did you two watch the GAY Millionaire Matchmaker last night where the GAY Millionaire goes to a Kentucky bourbon distillery with the un-out blond on his MASTER DATE?
The fuck you're gonna start taking summer Fridays. You'll stay right here and entertain the rest of us, like you're told.
I hate it when they pretend to have lives.
"Oh no, mustn't work on precious Fridays! That may cut into my 'cry into the pillow over the state of my life' time!"
Suck it up and keep typing, Balk.
Do you know how insanely jealous I am of your commenter number?
Srsly Balk, everyone knows there's no such place as this "New Jersey"... FABULIST.
Frankly, I can't understand why neither of us got advance invites!
I told you you should've shown Balk your tits that one time. Damn you for growing up with self-esteem!
Dammit! I thought it was thesupergoddess's job? I showed my tits to Blakeley...
You do that, and we'll re-start the FNFFs and the hamster that runs your served will die of a heart attack.
sigh. Your SERVER. I go bed now.
Damn it, no one ever waves his junk at me on the subway. I always have to make the first move.
My best Halloween costume ever was Dr. Z. It made for an awesome subway ride.
And, Frank Perdue was not a New Yorker. That was Ed Koch.
Looks like the dude from Phantasm.