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Thursday, May 7, 2009

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Hope you already had breakfast!

Which is not to say we wouldn't take an ad, Frito-Lay people! Call Cho!How your Doritos "flavor dust" is made: "In its original solid state, the dust acts like one of those grotesque squeezey desk toys. If you poke it, the dent very slowly un-dents itself. When taken out of its bag and laid on the (whatever machine/conveyor belt apparatus it goes into), it gradually tries to flatten itself. It wants to be a liquid, a puddle, and slowly creeps into a wider, flatter lump. My brother swore it would emit little sighs as it did this."

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Don't cat companies advertise? Food, drugs, weird accessories. . .AND THE AWL.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I will NEVER try to rob a bank again after eating a bag of Cheetos.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

any food how-its-made that starts "In its original solid state" is going to end baaaaaaadly.

TheHonJudgeSmails

I don't want to know how my sausage gets made, either. I just want to eat it.

My Number Is My Address

THAT DORIOTO BAG YOU PICTURE IS SEX

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

That Dorits bag is like a single twitter encapsulating all my late 20s.

Havnagudtim
Havnagudtim (#610)

What you are decribing is a colloidal dispersion, you can make the same thing with cornstarch and water. It's kinda fun to play with.

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