Now you can spend $200 a night at a New York City hotel that is all dressed up to look like some hipster's dirty dorm room.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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I ain't paying that much unless its cleaning lady is an elaborately-tattooed Korean-American who makes lewd innuendos involving sausages and hallways.
Rooms that actually felt like a very stylish friend's apartment, rather than a hotel room would be great.
i guess that the warm, squishy embrace of the kool-aid man helped the blogger who filed the report ignore the SRO tenants who still live there.
And they only have to pay $15 a night, but the bathrooms suck.
I'd love to just do a blog eviscerating bloggers that will jump on every offer thrown at them via press release. Guess what? We all get the same fucking press releases, but we just don't jump at them because we're not all obsequious sycophants. (Redundant, I know.)
Here' what's in today's trashcan:
- Three Olives Vodka's "O-face" contest. FUCK YOU!
- "Silent Disco" performance at BKLYN Yard. YOUR ABBREVIATION PISSES ME OFF!
- Groupon NYC scores amazing deals for New York consumers. FROM A PR AGENCY IN CHICAGO? FUCK CHICAGO.
- Classic Sinatra II available June 2. YOU KNOW FRANK SINATRA? HE'S DEAD ... DEAD! HAHAHAHA!
I always thought prnewswire.com was an excellent blog.
There is such a blog, but sadly the name escapes me at this moment. I've been dealing with PR-types all day, so my mind is a thin gruel of bitchsauce with no discernable chunks of SMRT.
Derivitive. Derivitistical. Derivitastic. Deriviticioius. Derivitarious. GRRRRRRR.
"Prime location at 29th and Broadway." Relative to what, exactly?