The New York Times was blown away by Jimmy Kimmel's routine at yesterday's ABC upfront; Nikki Finke, who has been covering the presentations since CBS announced its first fall cave-painting schedule (it was the year that "Thok Say 'Urg'," "Find Warm Thing Make Light And Cook Food" and "The Simpsons" all debuted) adds some historical perspective and trashes the Times's Dave Itzkoff, ("a former Maxim editor," she snidely notes) for his excitability.