Citigroup chairman Dick Parsons has had a lovechild with a hot 32-year-old. His wife is presumably not pleased. (Doesn't one generally use contraception, extra-maritally? I mean, is this the Middle Ages?) Citigroup stock closed yesterday at a whopping $3.72, and will presumably open lower on LOVECHILD CONCERNS. Or on some other made-up news angle, just like every other day.
Friday, May 22, 2009
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The wife just hired a new pool boy.
As a single, poor-ish woman, if I were banging some really old, really rich guy, there's no way in hell I would use contraception. This lady has just popped out her ticket to astronomical child-support payments and hush money for the next two decades.
Why do they call them "lovechild" instead of the more accurate, if awkward, lustchild?
"post mid-life crisis, she-loves-me-for-myself-not-my-money child"
I know I can always count on you, Kitten_witawip
Based on early starting time, an elevated holiday packing density, and 7 other proprietary metrics, my uni-tested awlgorithm is forecasting a 2:17PM departure for the staff of awl.
Oh, we were done hours ago. Even this comment has been scheduled out.
TW's CFO had a fling with that Brazilian madam a few years ago; he even bought her an apartment. He kept his job when it all came out, and I guess now we know why...
And we also know why he wasn't so keen to jump onto the Obama bandwagon - you know, back when everybody thought they did actual background checks.