UPDATE: Alberto Cutié, the popular priest known as "Father Oprah" who got into trouble when he was snapped grabbing the ass of a sultry ladyfriend on a Florida beach, has left the Catholic church and plans to become an Episcopalian minister. He also may marry the assgrabee.Happy endings!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
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I can't wait until he turns into a gay bishop.
As a public service, may we please have a list of religions where we can get ass without having to genuflect or serve time?
What kind of a fool gives up a lifetime of free wine for love?
The missionary was very persuasive.
Yes! The Episcopal Church: Spells, Bells, 'n' Raisin' Hell.
You think there's no free wine in the Episcopal church? Full-strength port every Sunday, baby.