Comments on: Blustery Bald Man Bellows Truth

By: cowboy chuck

cowboy chuck — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:13:20 +0000

not all seals have the good qualites of Mr. Rogers

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:31:10 +0000

He looks like a roidmonster version of Biden in that still. Also, "Sharon tate murders"? Nice reference, Governor Sherman-Paladino.

By: CaptainFantastic

CaptainFantastic — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:51:39 +0000

That pink feather boa taught me that I was straight.

By: hockeymom

hockeymom — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:47:22 +0000

And just like that, Michelle Bachmann becomes the sole title-holder of "Most Embarassing Minnesotan".

By: Mad Dog Fargo

Mad Dog Fargo — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:27:57 +0000

Jesse Ventura is such a trailblazer he's found a way to make torture hilarious.

By: RonMwangaguhunga

RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:32:23 +0000

Many thanks from this milk-dud munching, gerbil-faced twit.

By: TheHonJudgeSmails

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:29:44 +0000

I'm American, aren't I? A = B, B = C; A = C

By: IBentMyWookie

IBentMyWookie — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:28:18 +0000

But you are fat, yes?

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:27:57 +0000

"Blustery Bald Man Attacks Truth From Behind With A Steel Chair"

By: TheHonJudgeSmails

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:25:26 +0000

I'm an American and I travel abroad proudly knowing that I bear none of the cloying earnestness nor the boring sameness of the beaver-hat wearing Canuck.

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:22:06 +0000

I'm an American and I proudly travel overseas with a Canadian flag patch sewn onto my oversized backpack.

By: withelectrolytes

withelectrolytes — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:21:34 +0000

Can we get this man an AM radio platform?

By: WindowSeat

WindowSeat — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:17:47 +0000

"You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour." Or as I call it Dear Santa,

By: resipsaloquacious

resipsaloquacious — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:09:13 +0000

Needs more boa.

/sorry

By: resipsaloquacious

resipsaloquacious — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:08:24 +0000

It's called a "skullet".

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:06:04 +0000

Bless you for refraining from the obligatory pro-wrestling pun. It is refreshing to this pencil-necked geek right here.

By: IBentMyWookie

IBentMyWookie — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:06:00 +0000

It was definitely a mullet.

Looks aside, though, the man has a lot of interesting things to say. His thoughts on Cuba were also well-formed, but as a Canadian, I'm sort of hoping the travel ban isn't lifted. It's one of the few places on earth that you can travel to without fear of having to look at overweight Yanks in flag-emblazoned windbreakers, invariably sporting fanny packs.

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:03:39 +0000

Is that a mullet or a bald man's ponytail?

By: RonMwangaguhunga

RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:55:37 +0000

He's the only former Governor who ever willingly confessed to being a client of Dennis Hoff's Bunny Ranch. Though — this being America — I'd wager he's not the only one..

By: TheHonJudgeSmails

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:55:14 +0000

Later, Ventura added: "If you give me a waterboard and five minutes with Craig T. Nelson, he'll be calling me 'Coach'."