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Friday, May 1, 2009

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Bitch Tits!

So there's this:

"The medical term was gynecomastia, but around the clubhouse they called them "b—- t—" or "man boobs" – and heaven help the player who sprouted them in the middle of his career and then took his shirt off in the locker room," the Daily News reporters wrote in "American Icon." "Roger Clemens had man boobs, and he must have been embarrassed because he was often the first Yankee out of the shower and the first to get dressed after the game."

Sports Illustrated columnist Selena Roberts reports in her new book – "A-Rod" – that Rodriguez was called "B—- T—" by other players, a reference to his enlarged breasts. Roberts refers to a 2007 Letterman skit on YouTube in which Rodriguez is seen shirtless on a park bench having cream rubbed on his shoulders and quotes Jose Canseco as saying, "That's where you see the b—- t—. It's right there."

Look, if you can't spell out "bitch tits," maybe you shouldn't be discussing them at all.

7 Comments / Post A Comment

SarahHeartburn

God bless The Daily News. Protecting my delicate sensibilities with the more dignified, discreet, "man boobs".

Krugmanic Depressive

The Times style guide prefers "moobs."

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

Do sportswriters enjoy this, or are they just bored with being sportswriters?

TerseNursePornstein

Where's our man on sports?

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

So essentially Madonna left her husband and father of (some of) her children for a Dominican pre-op trannie?

MisterHippity

Actually, b___ t___ stands for "brah tatas."

As in: "Sup brah? Whoa ... nice tatas."

Curly Q Tips
Curly Q Tips (#189)

Bro Toe?

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