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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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Bernie Madoff's Happy Ending

Bernie Madoff liked handjobs.

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Disgusting. What kind of secretary would tell people you don't like handjobs anymore?

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

This is perfect. Bernie and Jeff Epstein can work in the woodshop together.

MisterHippity

If you want to skip clicking on the link, here's an excerpt that provides a pretty good example of what the whole vf.com post is like:

"If a pretty young woman came in, he’d say, ‘Do you remember when you used to look like that?’ I’d tell him, ‘Knock it off, Bernie,’ and he’d go, ‘Ah, you still look good.’"

And that post is just the highlights from longer magazine story, which is apparently based entirely on reminiscences from Madoff's secretary.

VF proudly informs us that the magazine piece is 9,000 words long. I wouldn't be surprised if the proofreader is the last person who ever reads all the way to the end of it.

BronxWASP
BronxWASP (#415)

Thank you for pointing that out to me. I enjoyed reading that little VF piece. He sounds like every tool on wall street. What a miserable person.

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