Have you heard about Alberto Cutié? The hottie Hispanic holy man was recently photographed "kissing and caressing a bikinied brunette on a Florida beach." The photos, which show the sultry spiritual leader with "his right hand in the unnamed brunette's bikini bottom" have rocked the Spanish-speaking community; not just in his Miami Beach parish, but throughout Latin America. (Cutié is so popular for his radio and television work that he is known as "Father Oprah.")
The controversy has enlivened the debate about Catholic priests and celibacy, with a majority offering sympathy to the comely clergyman and suggesting that men of God should be allowed to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. Cutié, who was relieved of many responsibilities by his superiors, has issued a statement accepting responsibility for his actions but suggesting that perhaps it is indeed time for the Church to revisit its policies. However this issue is resolved, we would love to see some better pictures of the brunette: You've got to have one terrific ass to make a man cheat on Jesus.
How come only people who fuck get to tell you that you shouldn't fuck?
I'll bet those alter boys are pissed.
You can get away with anything when you're a Cutié.
Astuté! Would you like some McCafé?
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The only Hispanic holy man I follow is Univision's Puerto Rican astrologer Walter Mercado. If he can afford those baubles on his manicured fingers and that fur coat and obscene throne, then he must know something I don't.
Walter just gets better and better every year.
My ass made a bishop kick through a stained-glass window.