Ten years ago the late Jerry Falwell caused controversy by declaring that the Antichrist was alive and well, and was most likely a Jew. This week, a pastor in Wasilla, Alaska, suggested that the Antichrist is a homosexual. I don't want to get anyone in a panic or anything, but I think, particularly given the long-held assumption that the Antichrist will be someone with great power to influence the masses, we should all be keeping an eye on David Geffen.
Friday, May 29, 2009
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I may go to Hell for saying so, but I'm afraid Christ must be a pretty dull guy.
The Christ dances like this: doop de doop doop doop, but the Antichrist, he's all dancing like this: boom shooka boomp boomp.
God's Love We Deliver=Do Serve Devil Glow! ... It was all so clear
Slow clap on the alt text.
Devil as homosexual?
Puts a whole different spin on the phrase, "...get behind me,Satan!"
(p.s. Wasilla: Shut UP!)
I'm voting Seth Green.
...and I'm confused as to why the link sends us to a Variety article on a remake of an 80s movie...am I not awake enough to get the joke????
Only the devil would remake a classic like that.
I would argue the devil had a hand in "The Women" remake but Diane English is not a gay man.
Holy crap, I just NOTICED THIS. Sorry!!! Now I need to go hunt the original down.
As your punishment: no smokey treats for 3 hours!
My new drag name....Aunti Christ. On stage tonight with Uncle Sodomy. Hosted by Pearl Vision and featuring Beverly Center. Guest starring Blanche Dressing and Panty HO. (one big excuse to get my new drag names off my desk)
*sound of water coming out nose*
I gotta stop drinking while reading this frickin' blog...
Late breaking drag name: Celeste Seasoning
I always assumed the Antichrist would be an Italian chef, and everyone would fall for his antipasti.
Ugh, I'm so sorry.