Friday, May 8th, 2009
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All The Queen's Horses Are High On Drugs

And you thought you had problems: "THE Queen suffered yet another blow last night after it was revealed one of her racehorses had failed a dope test." Will that poor woman ever catch a break?

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mathnet (#27)

The drug is used to stop horses from haemorrhaging as they regularly suffer bleeding from the nose before and during races. WTF

That's a really mean way to talk about Princess Anne.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Damn you. I was all primed and ready to make a Camilla joke.

Or, you know, a joke about anyone else related to the Queen, through blood or marriage.

areaderwrites (#592)

Wow, and I had totally missed the whole footman-watches-gay-porn-at-Sandringham scandal, too

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