Hot bald guy no longer allowed to kill people from the air due to his love of dudes' butts. WTF MAMMALS, HOW DID EVERYTHING GET SO STRANGE?
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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Query: Do gay people have to pay taxes?
Depends on what you mean by "have to."
Despite my best efforts, yes.
I tried drawing a box on the form, writing "Gay" next to it, checking it, then writing $0.0 on the taxes owed line.
Didn't work.
Every Friday night, when every White House dumps bad news or awkward compromises that they aren't very proud of but need to do anyway, I check the web to see if the Obama Administration has, in the dark of night, removed Don't Ask/Don't Tell from the books.
I honestly believe that if he did it then the vast majority of America wouldn't really notice or care. Just trot out a few hot dudes who are getting their commissions back and are suiting up to go back into a friggin' WARZONE and the argument will be so over.
No, people, no. You should SUPPORT this. When they reinstate the draft - and they will - it provides a great get-out-of-getting-fucking-killed card for everyone. Or would you really rather see another generation of kids wearing flea-infested ponchos, singing "Cumbaya" around a campfire... or *shudder* moving to Canada to dodge the draft?
How will they wage their little wars of conquest if everyone is too gay to fight?
What is it with you gays, anyways? You want to be able to get married and join the military - two choices any sane person avoids or lives to regret.
"You want to be able to get married and join the military - two choices any sane person avoids or lives to regret."
There it is again! Why would you silly homos want to be fully recognized citizens, that's so silly of you! This line of "reasoning" is neither cute nor clever, I'm afraid. Let's retire it, shall we?
seriously, not clever at all. Why did those black kids in Mississippi want to eat at a Woolworth's counter-- their food is so greasy!