Martha Stewart's appeal explained: "[Y]ou know that the idea of a vinaigrette that is not completely emulsified just kills her. The fact that she cannot stop talking about it and probably does so simply because she can (it's her own damn show, after all) is what makes her so awesome."
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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It makes you understand how she survived prison. The first day she went into the showers, she carved every bar of soap into rosettes with her teeth. Nobody messed with her after that.
"Where others see bars, I see vertical blinds."
I love Martha because my Mom collects clown paintings and thinks that gardening is when you pour bleach on the weeds in the driveway.
Your mom is John Wayne Gacy?
You've met her I see.