"Ever since the great Republican Ulysses S. Grant signed the law that made Yellowstone the first National Park, there have been greedy yokels who can't stand the idea that we might have nice things in this country."
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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Those of us who live and pleasure themselves in the great western wilderness...we understand the power of tightly strung piano wire when it comes to these idiots.
Off topic...My fantasy punk rock band is named
Off Road Kill.
This land is your land, but mostly my land... bug dicks all.
This has been going on for too many years. The Feds put land off-limits and they ignore it.
These people will also trespass private property to do this. So much for the idea that they're just sticking to the gummint.
It makes me soooo mad when I find out that these rednecks who live in/around these areas want to "recreate" in national parks when clearly the national parks were set up to keep pristine swaths of land untouched for east-coast visitors.
Yeah because obviously the only people who can be outside without fucking destroying everything they see are "east coast visitors."
Fail.
Paradoxically, many of these national park areas rely on outside tourizzzm dollars to fuel their only legitimate economies (Meth!), so destroying the attractiveness of these areas to outside groups (even if they see these groups as gay New Yorkers) is directly impoverishing them. Way to go freedom fighters. Way to fight for freedom from income.
How else are fat people supposed to enjoy Nature? Only Communist Hippies with their so-called "hiking boots" do that.
I'm pretty sure the word "walk" was meant to go in there somewhere.
They need motorized off-road transport to bring fertilizer and supplies as they tend to their tiny farms on public land, bringing us a bounty of delicious herb.
Lighten up!
So horses are illegal there?
Horses can't be trusted and might talk. Haven't you seen My Little Pony - Revenge of Buttercup Sprinkles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24
Horses recognize assholes and throw 'em off.
http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/1/5/reagan9.jpg