Obviously everyone everywhere is turned inside out by this week's Us story on Lindsay Lohan. Particularly because-wait, what? "'Everyone's turned on me,' says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said 'Uck,' and Drea De Matteo said, 'Come at me, bitch.'" Okay, for one thing, Drea De Matteo 1) doesn't work any more and 2) has like a 15-month-old baby, and what is she doing out? Oh and third of all: "Joey"? What the hell?
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
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ADE! I once wrote a poem about her that contained the stanza
"You came into my life/
Like a teal snakeskin jumpsuited comet/
Shooting heroin like you’re popping an Advil/
Spraying federal agents with chunky taupe vomit"
TOP THAT, something insane!
Oh wow. That is disturbing/wonderful.
I, strangely, was at that party and Drea looked awful. Boyfriend/hubby/whatever didn't look much better.