It wouldn't be charming and handmade and violently understated without a few first day server outages, right? Thanks for being patient! If you're still having trouble getting to the site, drop us a line. Of course, that presumes you can actually see this post.
You would think GoDaddy would provide stronger support.
Slightly sleazy gay pun on "daddy" here.
Run out of Butterfingers already?
That's why I prefer 5-hour Energy. No crash!
Also when you register, it crashes Firefox. In a rather unnerving way. But I got my password, so I didn't care.
I'm just logging in hoping to find out I'm #99
Damn.
I'm also having trouble finding this place on cuil.com
Christ, 99, that was so damn close. I am disappointed for you.
And this is just a soft opening, Balk. Until I read a condescending, passive aggressive blurb by Denton that purports to be supportive but is really just backwash from his teeth grinding, this site exists with the unicorns.
I've never been so charmed by an internal server error!
Or anyone.
Also, 69?!
Oh, Balk! You DO love me!!
I was just wondering who got 69. I should have know it was you!
Ha! I'm just glad I get to be the first Brian on something, ever.
just wondering what number i am, but it does crash firefox, but everything crashes firefox these days, at least on my old piece of shit.
As always, just about the Last to Know -- so I'll be, what, #6,114 or something?
Oh well -- delighted to have this excuse to waste more of my day!
Regards,
I am LITERALLY embarrassed by my high commenter number. On a day-old blog. Anonymously...
Violently understated is the new fucking bestevs.