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Friday, April 24, 2009

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"Undeclared Pecans" Would Be A GREAT Name For A Band

Before you head to lunch, take note: "North Little Rock-based Brent and Sam's announced today a voluntary recall on 31 cases of 'Simply Enjoy' Brand Pina Coloda White Chocolate Gourmet Cookies because it may contain undeclared pecans."

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Rod T
Rod T (#33)

"Head out to lunch"? You generally have no idea of how working class people work. We eat at our desks, most of us, which is why your traffic spikes during "lunch".

One Hundred Years of Solitaire

I'm chowing down on some lovely turkey meatloaf from the cafeteria right now.

My job has a cafeteria so we are tempted to leave the building and discover how lovely it is outside and never return...

SuperBien
SuperBien (#121)

You know what's great with turkey meatloaf? Bacon!

MisterHippity

Pecans don't bother me. It's pee can contamination that I worry about.

I'm always very careful not to spill my pee can, but other people? You never know ...

NinaHagen
NinaHagen (#131)

I picked up some of those undeclared pecans outside of Home Depot the other day - they do good work.

NotAndersonCooper

The pecan community objects to the term, “undeclared.” Please refer to these hickories as, “unprocessed.”

SuperBien
SuperBien (#121)

Well that settles it. Instead of having Simply Enjoy cookies at lunch today, I'm gonna have a Butterfinger BUZZ or two. Electrolytes + caffeine are good for you after all.

wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

clearly you know your audience. Cookie recalls need to be priority one on ye posts. Please keep us up to speed on any issues around the EGGO waffle product line. And any advances in the sweet/salty department.

sakade
sakade (#52)

I just ate a handful of pecans and washed them down with a Pina Colada. Should I be worried?

You're killing me, Smalls!

I'm still trying to decide what these cookies are supposed to taste like. Too many flavors, guys, too many flavors. I guess you wash these down with Dr. Pepper Vanilla Cherry soda.

DorothyMantooth

This name of yours is an interesting development.

NotAndersonCooper

This number of yours is a developing interest.

IBentMyWookie
IBentMyWookie (#133)

If you eat Pina Colada-flavoured anything, in any iteration, I wish ill upon you.

The good people in Brent and Sam's quality control department are doing the Lord's work here.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Hillary Clinton's people have been attempting to contact the undeclared Pecans.

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Hez
Hez (#147)

We are witnessing history here, people. April 24, 2009 will be forever remembered as the day the heroes at Brent and Sam's signed the Declaration of In-Pecan-dence. Perhaps schools and federal offices should be closed for the day to mark the occasion.

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