This may very well be the most important story of the day
"EXTINCT cattle brought back to life in crazed experiments ordered by Hitler have done what he never could – and invaded ENGLAND."
Do click through; there's a map and everything.
"EXTINCT cattle brought back to life in crazed experiments ordered by Hitler have done what he never could – and invaded ENGLAND."
Do click through; there's a map and everything.
Triumph of the Grill.
After all this time I'm still unable to reconcile the Anglophilia with everything else I know about you (love of bourbon, blowjobs, kimonos…) but I'm glad for it because oh man that map is incredible.
I'm NOT an Anglophile. I'm more "Anglocurious."
best map ev-ar
Fucking brilliant, as a Brit would say.
The map indicates a two pronged invasion; One curved and spindly, the other thick as a board. England is fucked.
well, the mention at the end of schindler's list really adds some gravitas, don't you think? I mean, sometimes you forget that the holocaust wasn't all bovine resurrection and cartography.
The map is based on the opening credits to "Dad's Army" and indicates the Sun is being self-aware and shit. And it is awesome.
Maybe it's my 1/8th German blood, but I'd love to have a six-foot horn as a drinking vessel.
that's what she said?
Nazi cows fuck off.
Best opening line ever. It really draws you in.
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