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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

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This may very well be the most important story of the day

"EXTINCT cattle brought back to life in crazed experiments ordered by Hitler have done what he never could – and invaded ENGLAND."

Do click through; there's a map and everything.

13 Comments / Post A Comment

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Triumph of the Grill.

jolie
jolie (#16)

After all this time I'm still unable to reconcile the Anglophilia with everything else I know about you (love of bourbon, blowjobs, kimonos...) but I'm glad for it because oh man that map is incredible.

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

I'm NOT an Anglophile. I'm more "Anglocurious."

WindowSeat
WindowSeat (#180)

best map ev-ar

dave press
dave press (#80)

Fucking brilliant, as a Brit would say.

NotAndersonCooper

The map indicates a two pronged invasion; One curved and spindly, the other thick as a board. England is fucked.

mynamebackwards

well, the mention at the end of schindler's list really adds some gravitas, don't you think? I mean, sometimes you forget that the holocaust wasn't all bovine resurrection and cartography.

My Number Is My Address

The map is based on the opening credits to "Dad's Army" and indicates the Sun is being self-aware and shit. And it is awesome.

StetAtkins
StetAtkins (#279)

Maybe it's my 1/8th German blood, but I'd love to have a six-foot horn as a drinking vessel.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

that's what she said?

Seandi
Seandi (#128)

Nazi cows fuck off.

Darren87
Darren87 (#340)

Best opening line ever. It really draws you in.

euler
euler (#1,357)

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