Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
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This may very well be the most important story of the day

"EXTINCT cattle brought back to life in crazed experiments ordered by Hitler have done what he never could – and invaded ENGLAND."

Do click through; there's a map and everything.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Triumph of the Grill.

jolie (#16)

After all this time I'm still unable to reconcile the Anglophilia with everything else I know about you (love of bourbon, blowjobs, kimonos…) but I'm glad for it because oh man that map is incredible.

Alex Balk (#4)

I'm NOT an Anglophile. I'm more "Anglocurious."

WindowSeat (#180)

best map ev-ar

dave press (#80)

Fucking brilliant, as a Brit would say.

The map indicates a two pronged invasion; One curved and spindly, the other thick as a board. England is fucked.

well, the mention at the end of schindler's list really adds some gravitas, don't you think? I mean, sometimes you forget that the holocaust wasn't all bovine resurrection and cartography.

The map is based on the opening credits to "Dad's Army" and indicates the Sun is being self-aware and shit. And it is awesome.

StetAtkins (#279)

Maybe it's my 1/8th German blood, but I'd love to have a six-foot horn as a drinking vessel.

slinkimalinki (#182)

that's what she said?

Seandi (#128)

Nazi cows fuck off.

Darren87 (#340)

Best opening line ever. It really draws you in.

euler (#1,357)

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