Our active society: "Interviews with orthopedists and sports medicine physicians revealed few serious injuries, but rather a phenomenon more closely resembling a spreading national ache: patients of all ages complaining of strains and swelling related to their use-and overuse-of the Wii."

I've been overusing my Wii since the summer after 7th grade.
I overused my Wii in college, and they didn't send me to an orthopedist.
I'm holding out for the Golf Digest pictorial on the overuse of Michelle Wie.
Wii.
UES Penthouse.
Cocaine.
In combination? Oh my god, so fucking awesome.
Vous avez les dommages de Wii, oui ?
Oui.
Wii?
Oui!
Commencez àjouer avec votre pénis alors, stupide.
Wii cured my blindness.
I am sofa king wii todd head.
You can seriously lose weight with Wii fit, though. It kicks your ass.