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Monday, April 20, 2009

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This is Wii you're fat.

Our active society: "Interviews with orthopedists and sports medicine physicians revealed few serious injuries, but rather a phenomenon more closely resembling a spreading national ache: patients of all ages complaining of strains and swelling related to their use-and overuse-of the Wii."

8 Comments / Post A Comment

TheHonJudgeSmails

I've been overusing my Wii since the summer after 7th grade.

ADismalScience

I overused my Wii in college, and they didn't send me to an orthopedist.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I'm holding out for the Golf Digest pictorial on the overuse of Michelle Wie.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

Wii.
UES Penthouse.
Cocaine.
In combination? Oh my god, so fucking awesome.

fek
fek (#93)

Vous avez les dommages de Wii, oui ?
Oui.
Wii?
Oui!
Commencez à jouer avec votre pénis alors, stupide.

NotAndersonCooper

Wii cured my blindness.

katiebakes
katiebakes (#32)

I am sofa king wii todd head.

BlinkyMcChuck
BlinkyMcChuck (#202)

You can seriously lose weight with Wii fit, though. It kicks your ass.

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