OMG, porpoise-disguised-as-human-being Michael Phelps is supposedly dating that beauty pageant lady who likes her gays single! But can we believe it? Considering the source, yes! Because you don't pay for that kind of story unless it's totally true.
OMG, porpoise-disguised-as-human-being Michael Phelps is supposedly dating that beauty pageant lady who likes her gays single! But can we believe it? Considering the source, yes! Because you don't pay for that kind of story unless it's totally true.
Okay, who's the source?
(By the way, yesterday was Tony Danza's birthday. Way to miss a story, Awl.)
Oops. Yeah, the post might have been a little more effective if I had INCLUDED THAT LINK.
She'll kick his ass in the breaststroke.
I don't believe any Radaronline.com-sourced Michael Phelps stories unless they are accompanied by blurry Blackberry photos from the interior of a shitty Las Vegas nightclub.