Guess what? We don't care that the premiere of the last season of The Hills was on last night! And you know what? There comes a point in every reality TV star's life when she has to have a frank conversation with herself and say, "Hey, I'm 23 and I've spent the last five years of my life in front of the camera, and maybe I'm just not that interesting anymore."
I respectfully disagree(!).
Although the last two seasons of The Hills were pretty miserable, last night's two episodes were great.
It's kind of like LOST, in that now that they have an end date, they aren't pulling any punches and are trying to hit up all of the storylines that they were saving in their back pocket.
Also, it's really fun to see the different steps to Meg Ryan-dom in each of the girls, I would put the order from normal-to-Ryan, something like this:
Stephanie Pratt > Audrina > Heidi > Meg Ryan
Motherfucker, why do YOU have a lower number than I do?
I DIDN'T WATCH.
Yeah, I didn't watch either. SO SUE ME.