Comments on: The Awl Office Seating Chart http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart Seriously, this could not be more beta Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:33:54 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Cliff Spab http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-771 Cliff Spab Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:52:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-771 David Cho, down on First Street, cold rockin a sandwich board and a tin cup David Cho, down on First Street, cold rockin a sandwich board and a tin cup

]]> By: alorsenfants http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-588 alorsenfants Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:33:57 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-588 Oh too much about TV with that one. Sorry. Oh too much about TV with that one.

Sorry.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-582 Hez Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:55:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-582 Do you just call down to David Cho when there are emails about advertising? Is he just loitering around the doorway? Not telling you how to run your business, but that seems a bit inefficient. And tiring! But I guess he has some pretty supportive footwear, so carry on. Also, what are the cat's editorial responsibilities? He's not listed anywhere on the masthead. PS: I think Brian Van wants a job folding sweaters and vaccuming up bagel chips. But depending on his time management skills and the size of the pile, he might have to get to the chair of crap next week. Do you just call down to David Cho when there are emails about advertising? Is he just loitering around the doorway? Not telling you how to run your business, but that seems a bit inefficient. And tiring! But I guess he has some pretty supportive footwear, so carry on.

Also, what are the cat's editorial responsibilities? He's not listed anywhere on the masthead.

PS: I think Brian Van wants a job folding sweaters and vaccuming up bagel chips. But depending on his time management skills and the size of the pile, he might have to get to the chair of crap next week.

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-581 Hez Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:47:21 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-581 Jesus, come on. I just GOT here. Jesus, come on. I just GOT here.

]]> By: JV http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-565 JV Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:41:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-565 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Choire's name is not Baby. Therefore, corner. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Choire's name is not Baby. Therefore, corner.

]]> By: sigerson http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-548 sigerson Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:22:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-548 consider yourself lucky. consider yourself lucky.

]]> By: LilyBlue http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-531 LilyBlue Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:42:03 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-531 I am thoroughly spoiled by the preview box. If I'd had a life preview box it would have prevented many wrong decisions over the years. And yet I still click the 'submit' button. I am thoroughly spoiled by the preview box. If I'd had a life preview box it would have prevented many wrong decisions over the years. And yet I still click the 'submit' button.

]]> By: LilyBlue http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-526 LilyBlue Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:38:05 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-526 I'm guessing your organization chart would have much more to do with the passing of cigarettes and ashtrays and lighters. But you know, I'm down with that, as we used to say, back in the day (as we used to say). But where are your sweaters? I'm guessing your organization chart would have much more to do with the passing of cigarettes and ashtrays and lighters. But you know, I'm down with that, as we used to say, back in the day (as we used to say).

But where are your sweaters?

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-519 KarenUhOh Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:38:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-519 Have you been sold for stock options yet? Have you been sold for stock options yet?

]]> By: Fishnets and Cigarettes http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-511 Fishnets and Cigarettes Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:13:57 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-511 Balk's cock have it's own floor? Balk's cock have it's own floor?

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-506 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:00:51 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-506 cross-POLLINATION. Spoiled by the old days of the Gawker preview box. cross-POLLINATION. Spoiled by the old days of the Gawker preview box.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-504 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:59:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-504 CROSS-POLINATION!!! CROSS-POLINATION!!!

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-503 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:58:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-503 You just did. You just did.

]]> By: katiechasm http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-502 katiechasm Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:56:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-502 Will there be a pin-up gallery? Will there be a pin-up gallery?

]]> By: Wordsmoker http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-493 Wordsmoker Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:26:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-493 Choire: Pass the salt. Balk: What? Choire: I said "Pass the salt". Balk: What? Choire: I said "PASS THE FUCKING SALT" Balk: Why are you at the head of the table? Choire: SALT AND NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. Cat: Fuck. Sweaters: Oh dear. Choire: Pass the salt.
Balk: What?
Choire: I said "Pass the salt".
Balk: What?
Choire: I said "PASS THE FUCKING SALT"
Balk: Why are you at the head of the table?
Choire: SALT AND NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
Cat: Fuck.
Sweaters: Oh dear.

]]> By: Wordsmoker http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-492 Wordsmoker Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:24:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-492 I AM ENJOYING YOUR "CLEAN DESK" POLICY IMMENSELY. Carry on. I AM ENJOYING YOUR "CLEAN DESK" POLICY IMMENSELY.

Carry on.

]]> By: saythatscool http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-485 saythatscool Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:14:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-485 Yeah, I was hoping Winstanley, my dog who died when I was 8 years old, would be here but instead it's just SarahHeartburn telling Smails to wear a condom. Total bullshit. Everyone knows if you don't want to get her pregnant, you just gotta stick a Butterfingers Buzz bar into her Gruyere cave. Stupid democrats. Yeah, I was hoping Winstanley, my dog who died when I was 8 years old, would be here but instead it's just SarahHeartburn telling Smails to wear a condom. Total bullshit.

Everyone knows if you don't want to get her pregnant, you just gotta stick a Butterfingers Buzz bar into her Gruyere cave.

Stupid democrats.

]]> By: katiebakes http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-481 katiebakes Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:08:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-481 Ooh, #149. That's gotta hurt. Ooh, #149. That's gotta hurt.

]]> By: ljnd http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-475 ljnd Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:00:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-475 This??? This is my main question. Richard! Richard! Then life will be complete and perfect and we can all explode with joy. This??? This is my main question. Richard! Richard! Then life will be complete and perfect and we can all explode with joy.

]]> By: brianvan http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-473 brianvan Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:51:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-473 1st comment: I don't know why I expected anything different in the comments than an ex-Gawker-commie fuckfest. No one here misses a beat. If I were nostalgic, and I'm not, then I would be nostalgic right now thinking about how I used to see all of you online daily about 3 temp jobs ago. Carry on! 1st comment: I don't know why I expected anything different in the comments than an ex-Gawker-commie fuckfest. No one here misses a beat. If I were nostalgic, and I'm not, then I would be nostalgic right now thinking about how I used to see all of you online daily about 3 temp jobs ago.

Carry on!

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-471 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:49:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-471 I feel like I just woke up from a remarkable dream. And you were there, and you, and you, and you, and some of it was terrible and some of it was wonderful but all the same I kept saying I want to go home. Instead, they sent me to this home. BTW, when does Richard start? I feel like I just woke up from a remarkable dream. And you were there, and you, and you, and you, and some of it was terrible and some of it was wonderful but all the same I kept saying I want to go home. Instead, they sent me to this home.

BTW, when does Richard start?

]]> By: rod_townsend http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-469 rod_townsend Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:44:06 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-469 That's witty. Where do I place personal ads on this site? That's witty.

Where do I place personal ads on this site?

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-462 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:11:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-462 They don't need condoms. They've just been tested. They can pull out anytime they want. They're in control. They love us, don't we love them? Don't we believe....ah, shit. They don't need condoms. They've just been tested. They can pull out anytime they want. They're in control. They love us, don't we love them? Don't we believe….ah, shit.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-461 SarahHeartburn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:10:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-461 This IS the stall. This IS the stall.

]]> By: richardrushfield http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-awl-office-seating-chart#comment-458 richardrushfield Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:55:48 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=1298#comment-458 This configuration is a HR nightmare. Need clarity on whether cat is direct report to Choire or on a separate flowchart. I see a decade of lawsuits here. This configuration is a HR nightmare. Need clarity on whether cat is direct report to Choire or on a separate flowchart. I see a decade of lawsuits here.

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