Happy New Birth of Freedom Day! All across the country on this April 15th, hundreds, perhaps thousands, of people are gathering together in COMPLETELY SPONTANEOUS AND NOT AT ALL DIRECTED BY REPUBLICAN-AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS solidarity to protest the fact that a black guy is now running the country and even though he's inherited a stunning array of challenges, the majority of Americans are still behind him. Because they've been brainwashed by the liberal media, which is both omnipotent and terrifying in its ability to spellbind our gullible majorities and also almost extinct because its socialist bias drives readers away.
Are you attending a "tea party" today? We want to hear your story! Actually, no we don't. We'll just watch Fox News, the official sponsor of principled dissent.
I vote Republican, and I drink Sleepytime.
Fauxtest.
I almost linked to this on my site, then remembered ... I can't! Open throttle, full speed ahead, ponies.
Our laughter only steels their resolve, at least until they get cold or have to go to the bathroom.
'At any rate, I'll never go there again,' said Alice, as she picked her way through the wood. 'It's the stupidest tea party I was ever at in all my life!'
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland